I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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