do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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