Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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