College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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