Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Randomize
