real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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