I want to walk on stilts...naked
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
