think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I want to make a zoo with you.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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