My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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