508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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