i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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