yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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