Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just had sex on a roof
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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