Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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