oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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