I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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