i wish peter jackson would direct porn
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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