I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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