Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
