no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I have peed in a lot of sinks
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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