i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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