You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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