so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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