Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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