Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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