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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.

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• (415): View more from California

  It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.

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  4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.

  (817): View more from Texas

  I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties

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