I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.