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• (352): View more from Florida

  this beer tastes like vomit already

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  wine lets you be on time to class apparently

  (619): View more from California

  This is a dangerous realization

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.

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• (518): View more from New York

  He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest

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  We've made things harder for ourselves

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  The struggle will be part of the fun

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• (619): View more from California

  You fucked that MILF against my car!

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  How would you know?

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  She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Didn't you used to babysit him?

  (607): View more from New York

  18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Okay, I just reached peak living alone

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  I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off

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