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  I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So how was he last night?

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  Five-minute foot-long.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table

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• (714): View more from California

  Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.

  (951): View more from California

  Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?

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• (347): View more from New York

  You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house

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