I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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