i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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