I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
