Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did we literally take a cab across the street
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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