just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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