have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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