i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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