It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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