Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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