She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Randomize
