Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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