my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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