This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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