what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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