is your mom at the bar?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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