you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We left the knife in your bed.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
i now understand why vodka
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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