K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
