and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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