Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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