i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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