Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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