you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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