Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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