She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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