he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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