living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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