need another drink. this is the easiest way
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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